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Dad Jokes Funny For Adults: Life is tough, let’s be real.  Gross, bills, responsibilities, and that one co-worker who felt the need to microwave fish at work every single day.  You know what, however, makes everything better?  Laugh out loud jokes that will cause you to forget all about tension and have your cheeks aching.

We’ve got eye-roll dad jokes or those that will slowly creep up on you like a tickle, depending on your sense of humor.  Sure, there may be some mildly amusing crude father jokes in there (PG-13, Grandma, don’t worry).  Folks, get ready for moments of unadulterated laughter.  A pun is coming.

5 Actually Funny Jokes About Dads That Are Actually Funny (No, Seriously)

As a rule, dad jokes are embarrassing, and we’re aware of this.

But we’ve chosen only the most beautiful, pun-shined gems for you to read.  Prepare yourselves.

My alphabet knowledge is restricted to 25 letters.

Yeah, I don’t know.

(Why?  For what reason not?  That’s the question on everyone’s mind.).

2. Do you want a construction joke?

 Sorry, but I’m not done yet.

 Unlike my gym membership, at least it’s in progress.

 Why are bells put on cows?

3. Why? Because their horns don’t work.

 Keep mooving!

 I asked my dog, “What is two minus two?” Four.

 He didn’t say anything.

I believe that’s a great dad joke.  Maybe even a dog genius.

5. I’d rather play the piano by ear now.

Now I use my hands instead.

Reached the most ridiculous moment.  I’m glad to assist.

Funny but not over-the-top dirty jokes about dads.

Listen, this isn’t going too far.  These jokes are sort of cheeky, like that one uncle who always brings tequila to the family barbecue.

 I told my wife to embrace and learn from her faults.

 It was then that she hugged me.

 It hurts.  Either that’s funny or you and your spouse need to communicate.

Now I am only consuming shellfish.

Whatever I see, I eat.

Even after all these years, the dirtiest humor in the pantry still burns hot.

3. My workout routine could use lunges, my wife tells me.

A huge upgrade would be that.

Bonus: It gives you confidence and does wonders for your glutes.

Zingers on rapid fire for times of unadulterated laughter

Seeking instant gratification?  Get me a comic espresso shot, please.

Fake spaghetti, what do they call it?  Another impasta.

Skeletons fight each other, why not?  They are afraid to do so.

Many things are like parallel lines.  They’ll never intersect, and that’s unfortunate.

Nine out of ten uninterested office workers have given their seal of approval to these funny jokes.  (The tenth was busy looking for more jokes.)

How to Use Dad Jokes to Make Anyone Laugh

For extra cringe-appeal, don’t fail to add finger guns at the end.

 5-Funny FAQs About Dad Jokes Funny For Adults

Final Thoughts: Don’t Use Punchlines

Mission accomplished!  If you snorted, giggled, or uttered other uncontrollable pig noises when you read this, then our task was accomplished.  These silly jokes are meant to be passed on, preferably to someone who could use a little cheer (or who just needs to laugh).

 Do you have a funny joke about dads that you adore?  Let us know in the comments if you can pun us into oblivion.

And, when you do make a joke, don’t be selfish.  Share this with your colleagues, supervisor, or even your dog’s Instagram fans if you have someone in mind who might need a laugh.

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